Clever.

I am all yours.

Sep 26

of-hobbits-and-men:

deathbedscene:

witchlette:

my dream is to one day make enough money to remake the movie twilight so that everything is exactly the same except edward cullen is played by kanye west and kanye west doesnt have a script and isn’t even aware of what the plot of the movie is, he’s just kanye west reacting to twilight in real time

#i didn’t know i wanted this until now

“your skin is pale white and ice cold”

“bitch I’m black what are you on”

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nevesnevele:

theravennest:

rizaoftheowls:

hugh-danced-the-dancy:

leonardodiretardo:

i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.

I dont think i have ever heard the term useless paperclip used as an insult before.

clearly you never tried to write a word document in the 90s

image

Hahahahahaha god I love tumblr

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hurricanekatrina416:


Who does this guy think he is???

hurricanekatrina416:

Who does this guy think he is???

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elementarymydearloki:

idaresayihavetoomany:

ubernovalover:

stinson-scherbatsky:

image

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So, apparently Neil Patrick Harris exists in the HIMYM universe.

neil-ception 

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS THE DOPPELGANGER 

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westeroni:

sketchlock:

genderfluidstrider:

jaegerirl:

fartgallery:

when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad

overthrow the boogeoisie

Wait I thought everyone was just forced to wear a sheet over their heads.

where do you think they get the sheets bruh.

bed bath and beyond the veil.

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thewaywardplatypusinthetardis:

cultureofwhoiam:

sammymybabymoose:

lander32:

Someone felt fabulous 

image

Best use I’ve ever seen of that gif.

OH MY GOD IT’I’MS FINALLY ON MY DASH AGAIN I”VE BEEN SEARCHING FIR HIS POST FOR YEARS

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lucifers-timelords:

one time in math class my teacher was really pissed at us and he was yelling “DO YOU EVEN KNOW BASIC MATH? DO YOU KNOW ADDITION? WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO? COREY, WHAT’S TWO PLUS TWO?” and poor corey wasn’t paying attention so i leaned over to him and whispered “seven” and he blurted out “SEVEN” and i have never laughed harder and i doubt i ever will

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chloegalaxy:

rose-9-10:

hornyspacesnakes:

isis-:

demonhuntingdetectiveintraining:

me3ko:

dingoinnuendo:

WHO INVENTED THE WORD ‘WORD’

WHO INVENTED THE WORD ‘INVENTED’

WE ARE BECOMING TOO SELF AWARE

WHO INVENTED THE IDEA OF SELF AWARENESS??

GUYS, THERE WAS AN ARTICLE THAT SAID PHYSICISTS MAY HAVE DISCOVERED EVIDENCE OF THE UNIVERSE BEING A COMPUTER SIMULATION, WHAT IF WE’RE JUST AN AI THAT’S BECOMING SELF AWARE

THE BRAIN NAMED ITSELF

everybody shut the fuck up you’re scaring me

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ihills:

me as a parent:

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*uses tumblr mobile for 5 minutes*

sixpathsofbrule:

coalgirls:

*images dont load*
*battery drains to 30% scrolling through grey boxes*

*uses 2 gigs of data*

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sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong

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artvevo:

strocka:

artvevo:

sick pic of us killin it

when will tumblr stop romanticising me being forced out into the fukinf freezing cold for 45 mins to take pics of my dear pals kissing by a vacuum cleaner shop this is unacceptable behaviour #end3rdwheelphotography2k14

NEVER

artvevo:

strocka:

artvevo:

sick pic of us killin it

when will tumblr stop romanticising me being forced out into the fukinf freezing cold for 45 mins to take pics of my dear pals kissing by a vacuum cleaner shop this is unacceptable behaviour #end3rdwheelphotography2k14

NEVER

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concentratedridiculousness:

sherekahnsgirl:

cartoonpolitics:

"A person of good intelligence and sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it’s not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street" ~ George Carlin

This man was a pure genius.

The comic works just as well if you ignore the class labels - the white man rides straight to the top, the white woman can MAYBE make it if she climbs the treacherous rope, and the POC is going to have to learn to fly.

concentratedridiculousness:

sherekahnsgirl:

cartoonpolitics:

"A person of good intelligence and sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it’s not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street" ~ George Carlin

This man was a pure genius.

The comic works just as well if you ignore the class labels - the white man rides straight to the top, the white woman can MAYBE make it if she climbs the treacherous rope, and the POC is going to have to learn to fly.

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